Kermit The Frog & Miss Piggy Split AFter 37 Years Of Marriage

Like we said, this week is not a good week for the hollywood couples. No one is safe clearly. In recent destroy-your-childhood-news, Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy are no longer together. Miss Piggy made the first announcement by breaking the news on Facebook. She makes the statement:

After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Kermit the Frog and moi have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter… unless we get the right offer. Thank you for your understanding.

Kermit responded to the statement by posting the same message on Facebook, but swapping out his name for Miss Piggy’s name:

After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.

Their very vocal breakup comes to light in efforts to promote the new show, The Muppets, which will be coming in the fall. Very sad for the two. They will continue their working relationship and be around, but other than that, there will be no romantic feelings involved.

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